Love Nuke

Ok I have heard everything now, according to Lindsay Lohan mother, the famous actress who has just come out of prison does not have a drug or drink problem. According to Lindsay Lohan mum, the media have been telling lies about her daughter and blames the stories that Lindsay has a drink and drug problem on the worldwide media.

The disillusioned mother of Lindsay Lohan said her daughter’s issues are blamed on the media and wishes the worldwide media would leave her daughter alone to live her life without made up stories about drink and drugs.

During an interview when she was asked if it was wrong for her daughter to leave rehab early, she said replied:

“When it’s court ordered, it’s not your judgment call,” she said. “It’s the court’s. So, she is back. She is doing wonderfully there. The judge was recused from the case… she was the one that ordered this last one… because of a legal situation, she may actually get out of rehab earlier at this time. We may have a case against California.”

Lindsay Lohan mother, was asked:  “As a mom, has there been a time in her life recently where you’ve been seriously worried she might die at a young age?”

“initially, I put her in Promises… oh gosh, why would you say something as horrible as that?

“I don’t have a crystal ball. I’m not going to go down that road. I don’t foresee… I put her in rehab in 2007. She’s 24 now; she’s grown up considerably.

“She’s living in a town here, you know… her life is very magnified… it’s been very difficult with the tabloids. She can’t even go to Starbucks without somebody following her.

“Somebody goes to rehab to rehabilitate themselves, but you’re looking at it from what you’re reading. It is a completely different dynamic….  When you meet her and you see my child… it’s blown out of proportion.”

Lauer is convinced that her daughter career is not damaged and said that she will continue to make films for many years to come.

Jasmine Waltz, the cocktail waitress, who, according to reports, hit Lindsay Lohan in the wee hours of Friday morning, has denied striking the actress.

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional,” Waltz said in a statement to Access Hollywood on Friday night.

“I didn’t hit her,” Waltz added. “But I’d like to.”

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, early Friday morning — the start of Lohan’s 24th birthday — around the time she left Voyeur, a nightclub in Los Angeles, the actress tweeted, “A waitress just hit me.”

Lohan did not tweet the name of the waitress she claimed attacked her, but added that the woman “punched me for no reason.”

Earlier in the day, however, sources inside the club told Access Hollywood a punch had occurred and it was over the waitress’ ex, British Rugby star Danny Cipriani, who Lohan has recently been seen with.

The sources went on to say that Voyeur is still deciding how to discipline the waitress — who has reportedly dated Ryan Seacrest, “Star Trek’s” Chris Pine and singer Jesse McCartney — but that she will likely be fired.

Only in Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer is asking a judge to delay her trial because people hate her. Seriously, he claims she can’t get a fair shake with a jury.

Ed McPherson represents Lindsay in the civil lawsuit in which people allege that she terrorized them during a wild, drunken Pacific Coast Highway joyride in 2007.

This is the same incident for which Lindsay received a DUI, and which she is now on probation (and free on bail, and wearing a SCRAM device) as a result of.

Her attorney says the recent ankle monitor debacle is exactly why the civil lawsuit must be postponed – ’cause everyone wants her to crash and burn so bad!

According to McPherson, “Every facet of the criminal proceeding and every facet of Ms. Lohan’s life … have been reported on TMZ and other media outlets.”

Are THG, TMZ and our ilk biasing jurors against Linds?

Saying this occurs “literally on a daily (and sometimes hourly) basis, there are current widespread public feelings of intense negativity against Ms. Lohan.”

Referencing comments left on celebrity gossip sites, some of which are quite foul, McPherson says it’s highly likely the jury pool will be tainted against her.

Since jury trials are not held anonymously and on message boards, he may be reaching a little bit there. But he does make another, more valid argument.

Since Lindsay could end up in jail for six months if the judge in her criminal case rules she violated her probation, the civil suit should be delayed, he says.

It won’t be. The judge in the civil case already denied Lindsay’s motion to postpone, though the issue may be revisited at her probation hearing on July 6.